I HATE SHARK Is it allowed?

Is it allowed?

Kosher? Halal? Licit?

We asked the scriptures. The short answer is yes, mostly, with footnotes, and each tradition gets a page of its own so nobody’s footnotes get mixed up.

And briefly

Shinto
Inari’s messengers are foxes, and stone foxes guard her shrines all over Japan. The fox tail →
Jainism
Ahimsa, harm to no living thing: our fur is vegan. Digambara monks wear nothing at all, so not a tail either.
Sikhism
Kesh, uncut hair, is one of the five Ks. Our fur is all synthetic, and we will never ask for a lock of yours.
Rastafari
The Lion of Judah, and an ital diet: everything we make is vegan.
Atheism
Nobody is watching. Except the cat. The cat tail →