I HATE SHARK

No. 1Fur

The fox tail.

Twenty-eight inches of rust-red faux fur, dark at the base, cream underneath, with a bright white tip. The tail people picture when they think of a tail.

Tail: 28″ · 71 cm, red fox faux fur
Plug: Medium or large. The bigger the tail, the better the base: twenty-eight inches is a lever.
Smaller: On request, always, no questions.
Or: A clip-on, no plug

Included One private Pilates session at drıp drip.xxx → Coming soon

Private Pilates · One to one

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An hour at Drip comes with every tail.

Every tail, fox, bunny or cat, comes with a card for one private Pilates session at Drip: one client, one teacher, and the whole studio for the hour.

Pilates trains the deep core and the pelvic floor, the muscles that keep a tail where you put it.

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A grey plush shark suit with a white belly, laid flat; the hood is an open shark mouth with white teeth

No. 2Plush

The shark suit.

A one-piece plush shark you can wear. The hood is the jaws, your face looks out of the mouth, a soft fin rides on top, and the tail follows you around. Be the enemy for a night.

Suit: One-piece plush, shark grey with a white belly
Hood: Jaws with soft felt teeth; your face goes in the mouth
Tail: Yes, behind you
Sizes: XS to XL

On the thirty-first it is also so that the dead won’t know you. All Hallows → Coming soon

A tabby cat sitting in a tiny plush shark suit, its face in the shark’s open mouth, looking unimpressed

No. 2, withPlush

The cat suit.

The shark suit again, for your cat: the same jaws, the same felt teeth, the same fin on top, and a tail that follows them around too. Know your enemy, together.

Suit: The same plush, grey with a white belly
Hood: Jaws and felt teeth around a cat’s face
Fits: Cats, and small dogs
Set: Yours and theirs

Size	Who	Weight
S	A kitten	Under 3 kg
M	A cat	3 to 6 kg
L	A big cat, or a small dog	6 to 10 kg

Weight is a guide. Measure from the collar to the base of the tail, and the chest behind the front legs.

Coming soon

The shark suit and the cat suit laid flat side by side, one large, one tiny — Yours and theirs.

The case against shark

Shark is a fish.

Older than trees.Sharks were swimming more than 400 million years ago, before there was a single tree on land.
No bones.Its whole skeleton is cartilage, like the tip of your nose. Not a whale, not a mammal: a fish.
No fur, ever.Four hundred million years, and not one of them grew a coat.

So we make the opposite of shark. And, to be safe, one shark.

Know your enemy.

A silver table tree on a Gothic domed foot, hung with fossil shark teeth in tan, gray and black

The thirty-first of October

All Hallows.

Everything else about tonight is pretending to be dead. This is having them over.

A table for one night of the year. A silver tree hung with three hundred fossil shark teeth, a place in bone china for each person who isn’t coming, a candle poured to the length of your night, and a bronze turnip for the step outside. It is sold one place at a time, because that is how you will need it.

The table Who is coming?

Fox ears on a fur-wrapped headband: rust fur, dark tips, cream inside

No. 3Fur

The fox ears.

Big, pointed and soft, in the same fur as the tail: rust on the back, dark at the tips, cream inside. The headband is wrapped in fur too, so it disappears into your hair.

Ears: Red fox faux fur, dark tips, cream inside
Band: Slim, wrapped in rust fur
Set: Ears and tail together
Comes with: A Doom Debates T-shirt, you choose which

Unlimited Unlimited admission to Doom Debates The show, airing below ↓ Coming soon

A YouTube show by Liron Shapira

DoomDebates

Every week

The show.

Our flagship show about existential risk: Doom Debates, AI debates that must be resolved before the world ends. A new episode every week, free on YouTube.

Host: Liron Shapira
P(doom): 50%
Status: Doomed

Watch at doom.ooo

Unlimited admission comes with every pair of ears, fox, bunny or cat, and so does a T-shirt.

Free with earsCotton

The T-shirts.

Doom Debates on a T-shirt, the same poster on the front and three different backs. Every pair of ears comes with one, and you choose which.

The Doom Debates T-shirt in sand, front and back: the red poster on the front, WATCH DEBATE SURVIVE in a starburst on the back — **Watch, debate, survive.** The back in a starburst, and the channel under it.

The Doom Debates T-shirt, front and back: the poster, and WATCH NOW with an arrow to youtube.com/@doomdebates — **Watch now.** An arrow to the channel.

The Doom Debates T-shirt, front and back: the poster, and FEATURING with a long list of the show’s guests — **Featuring.** The guests, all of them, and many, many more.

Three balloon crackers on cream paper: copper with a rust balloon and a fox-fur tassel, slate with a grey balloon and a fin, white with a white balloon and a white tassel

No. 4Steel

The cracker.

A pocket cracker for standard 8 g chargers, with a balloon on the end instead of a can of whipped cream. Polished stainless steel, like the plug, and made to match what you’re wearing.

FoxCopper, rust balloons, a faux-fur tassel
SharkSlate, grey balloons, a fin for a twist knob
ArcticWhite, white balloons, a white tassel

Takes: Standard 8 g chargers
Body: Stainless steel, pocket size
Comes with: Ten balloons in its colors

Admit two Free admission for two to AM I? The documentary, showing below ↓ Coming soon

Three long cigarette holders in copper, slate and white, with a fox tassel, a fin and a white tassel

No. 5Steel

The holder.

A long cigarette holder, the kind from old films, in the cracker’s three finishes, with a polished steel mouthpiece and a knurled grip.

FoxCopper, a faux-fur tassel
SharkSlate, a little fin near the tip
ArcticWhite, a white tassel

Length: About 8″ · 20 cm
Body: Copper, slate or white, steel fittings

On the thirty-first it lies across a plate, lit. All Hallows → Free admission for two to AM I? comes with this one too, the same ticket as the cracker. Showing below ↓ Coming soon

Three hip flasks in copper, slate and white; the slate one has a fin for a cap

No. 6Steel

The flask.

A slim hip flask that fits a back pocket, with a hinged steel cap and a knurled shoulder. Again in copper, slate or white.

FoxCopper, a faux-fur tassel on the cap
SharkSlate, the cap is a fin
ArcticWhite, a white tassel

Holds: About 5 oz · 150 ml
Cap: Stainless steel, hinged, so you can’t lose it

On the thirty-first it pours one measure into a cup nobody drinks from. All Hallows → Free admission for two to AM I? comes with this one too, the same ticket as the cracker. Showing below ↓ Coming soon

Now showing

The documentary.

Our flagship documentary, AM I?, a film about AI consciousness. Free to watch on YouTube.

Length: 1 hour 16 minutes
Starring: Cameron Berg
Directed by: Milo Reed
More: am-i.org · am-i.dog

Free admission for two comes with the cracker, the holder and the flask.

The AM I? T-shirt in washed sand, front and back: the poster with the golden dog on the front, the interviews, quotes and The Dog on the back

Free with twoCotton

The T-shirt.

AM I? on a T-shirt. The front is the film’s poster; the back is its press kit: the interviews, the quotes, and the dog.

Front: The poster, in color
Back: The interviews, the quotes, The Dog
Shirt: Washed sand cotton
Price: Free with any two of the cracker, the holder and the flask

Coming soon

A round white bunny tail pom on a polished steel plug

No. 7Fur

The bunny tail.

A round white pom, small, dense and so soft it looks weightless, on the same polished steel plug. Short enough to wear under anything.

Tail: White faux fur, a pom about 3″ across
Plug: Small or medium, because it’s small and scared.
Smaller: On request, always, no questions.
Or: A clip-on, no plug
Included: A private Pilates session at Drip

Coming soon

Long white bunny ears, pink inside, one folded over, on a fur-wrapped headband

No. 7, withFur

The bunny ears.

Long, white and soft, pink inside. One stands up and one folds over halfway, the way real ones do. The headband is wrapped in white fur.

Ears: White faux fur, blush pink inside
Height: About 10″ · 25 cm
Band: Slim, wrapped in white fur
Set: Ears and tail together

Unlimited admission to Doom Debates and a Doom Debates T-shirt come with these too, as with the fox ears. Airing above ↑ Coming soon

A long glossy black cat tail on a polished steel plug, curling at the tip

No. 8Fur

The cat tail.

Long, slim and glossy black, with a curl at the tip, on the same polished steel plug. The black cat from the deck, in person.

Tail: 24″ · 61 cm, black faux fur
Plug: Medium. A cat knows what it wants.
Smaller: On request, always, no questions.
Or: A clip-on, no plug
Included: A private Pilates session at Drip

Coming soon

Black cat ears with grey tufts inside, on a fur-wrapped headband

No. 8, withFur

The cat ears.

Neat, pointed and alert, glossy black with grey tufts inside: smaller and rounder at the tips than the fox’s, the way a cat’s are.

Ears: Black faux fur, grey tufts inside
Band: Slim, wrapped in black fur
Set: Ears and tail together

Unlimited admission to Doom Debates and a Doom Debates T-shirt come with these too, as with the fox ears. Airing above ↑ Coming soon

A walnut box of gilded playing cards; four aces with fox, shark fin, bunny and cat suits, and an engraved fox king

No. 9Paper

The deck.

Fifty-two cards in four suits: fox, shark, bunny and cat. Heavy linen stock, gilded edges, court cards engraved like old banknotes, in a solid walnut box.

Suits: Fox and bunny in rust, shark and cat in black
Court: Each animal crowned as king, queen and jack
Stock: Linen finish, gilded edges
Box: Solid walnut, sliding lid

Coming soon

A walnut box of tarot cards with a rust and gold back; The Fool as a fox on a cliff, Death as a shark fin in the sea, The Star as a white hare at a pool

No. 10Paper

The tarot.

Seventy-eight cards in the deck’s engraved line, on the same linen stock with gilded edges, in a walnut box. The Fool is a fox at the cliff edge. Death is a fin. The Star is a hare at the water.

78 cards · Gilded edges · Walnut box

On the thirty-first one card goes face down on a plate. All Hallows → Coming soon

Seven metal dice in copper, slate and white in front of a walnut box lined in rust felt; the d20 shows a fox and a fin

No. 11Metal

The dice.

Seven solid metal dice, d4 to d20 and the percentile, in the cracker’s finishes: copper, slate and white. On the d20 the 20 is a fox, and the 1 is a fin.

Seven dice · Copper, slate, white · Walnut box

Coming soon

Bars of gold, silver, platinum, palladium and copper, each stamped with a fox, and two coins: a gold fox head and a silver fox tail

No. 12Precious

The metals.

One-ounce bars in gold, silver, platinum and palladium, a copper bar for your desk, and a one-ounce coin. Heads is the fox. Tails is a tail, so for the first time “heads or tails” has one. The shark is on the edge.

Bars: Gold, silver, platinum, palladium · 1 oz each
Copper: The only one you’ll actually use as a paperweight
Coin: 1 oz · heads a fox, tails a tail, a fin on the edge

Sold out.

Like real gold, it was gone before it existed.

If you have the coin, on the thirty-first you know where it goes. All Hallows →

White cotton panties with a small pink bow; the waistband reads I HATE SHARK

No. 13Cotton

The panties.

Plain white panties in the best cotton there is, with one small bow in front.

Cotton: 100%, smooth and fine
Bow: Pink satin, small
Sizes: XS to XL

Coming soon

White cotton boxer panties with a pale blue bow

No. 14Cotton

The boxer panties.

Panties cut like boxer shorts: snug, with short legs and more fabric, all of it the same smooth cotton.

Cut: Snug, short legs, more fabric
Cotton: 100%, smooth and fine
Bow: Pale blue satin, small

Coming soon

Plain white cotton boxer shorts, I HATE SHARK on the waistband

No. 15Cotton

The boxer shorts.

White, always white. Plain cotton boxer shorts with nothing on them but our name on the waistband.

Cotton: 100%, smooth and fine
Waist: Covered elastic, I HATE SHARK
Else: Nothing
Sizes: S to XXL

Coming soon

Three pairs of white ribbed socks with pink, blue and yellow stripes and tiny bows

No. 16Cotton

The socks.

White ribbed cotton socks with two stripes and a tiny bow at the top. Three pairs, one of each color.

PinkPink stripes, a pink bow
BlueBlue stripes, a blue bow
YellowYellow stripes, a yellow bow

Cotton: Ribbed, cushioned sole
Length: Crew, to the calf
Set: Three pairs

Coming soon

A white pleated tennis skirt with a black bow; the waistband has I HATE SHARK and a fox, a fin, a bunny and a cat

No. 17Cotton

The tennis skirt.

Exactly what it sounds like.

Pleats: Knife pleats, all the way around
Cotton: Heavy, white
Bow: Black satin
Waist: I HATE SHARK, and the fox, the shark, the bunny and the cat

Coming soon

A bulk pack of toilet paper printed with antique flowers, tied with a cream band and string, one roll unrolled in front

No. 18Paper

The toilet paper.

Soft, but it doesn’t fall apart. Quilted, and printed on every sheet with flowers so beautiful you’ll wish you didn’t have to use it. You will, though, and it’s made for that.

It’s the perfect toilet paper for wiping your brow after sweating and for wiping your hands after eating. It is simply the best toilet paper money can buy, and quite affordable as well. You might as well treat yourself.

Paper: Quilted, soft and strong
Print: Antique botanical flowers, every sheet
Pack: In bulk, tied with string
Use: Everything

There is another tree on the thirty-first, in the neighbor’s yard. All Hallows → Coming soon

A single roll of the floral toilet paper, a long length unrolled and a crumpled sheet beside it

Also from the shark side

A soft grey plush shark fin on cream paper

No. 19Plush

The fin.

For days when you’re only a little bit shark. A plush dorsal fin with a clip, for a hood, a bag or the back of a jacket.

Plush · 9″ tall · Clip-on

Coming soon

No. 20Shark

Real shark fin.

The enemy, in person.

Coming later · Ships to Bangkok only

The library

The manuscripts.

The texts the house is built on. Free, all of them, to read on your phone or print and keep.

Texts, on the thirty-first of October. Somebody has done this before. All Hallows →

Is it allowed?

Kosher? Halal? Licit?

We asked the scriptures. The short answer is yes, mostly, with footnotes, and each tradition gets a page of its own so nobody’s footnotes get mixed up.

זָנָבJudaismBe a tail to lions.CaudaCatholicismLicit, under the usual conditions.οὐράOrthodox ChristianityPermitted. Oil depends on the day.طاهرIslamPure material, by default.SolaProtestantismShow us the verse.पुच्छHinduismKāma is one of the four aims of life.尾BuddhismRemovable. Hold it lightly.

And briefly

Shinto: Inari’s messengers are foxes, and stone foxes guard her shrines all over Japan. The fox tail →
Jainism: Ahimsa, harm to no living thing: our fur is vegan. Digambara monks wear nothing at all, so not a tail either.
Sikhism: Kesh, uncut hair, is one of the five Ks. Our fur is all synthetic, and we will never ask for a lock of yours.
Rastafari: The Lion of Judah, and an ital diet: everything we make is vegan.
Atheism: Nobody is watching. Except the cat. The cat tail →